One of 2001's biggest jokes:
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Read the interview at eCompany here
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Not funny, but true...
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From a modern day Devil's Dictionary: | |
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Just in case you think we made this up, the
definitions came from commentators on CNBC ... while interviewing Henry! The usage examples are, of course, satire. |
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STRANGE BUT TRUE DEPARTMENT |
From Amazon.com's
public relations office regarding their 'Delight-O-Meter'
[tracks number of items ordered]: "The Delight-O-Meter should not be viewed or used as a predictor or indicator of revenue or other financial information relating to Amazon.com" |
12 December 2000 Amazon.com (AMZN) 25 5/16 +1 7/8: Mrgn Stnly Dn Wttr reiterated its OUTPERFORM rating. Analyst Mary Meeker said that based on firm's analysis of Amazon's Delight-o-Meter results the company should meet or beat firm's top-line estimate for Q4 of $1 bln in revs; noted that the online retailer is not out of the woods yet but that their confidence is rising. |
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Perhaps they haven't considered this option....
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Remember this problem from High School math?
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